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"Uh oh, oh shi—"

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sophisti-cunted:

auntytimblr:

sophisti-cunted:

auntytimblr:

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

clapping on the 1 and 3

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floozys:

my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men. 

my feminist goal is to achieve equality between the sexes, y’know, like the actual goal of feminism?

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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

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adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

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ammit420:

in hindsight i shouldnt have poured boxed wine and vodka into my can of 4loko last night  but on the other hand this body is merely a flesh vessel for my stardust to experience other stardust

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queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

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trashboat:

doctor: i need anaesthetic

me: 

image

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

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happycookieday:

>skipping leg day>2014

happycookieday:

>skipping leg day
>2014

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pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

image

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the-pietriarchy:

women in scifi alien species:

image

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